Sweetie Talk Take 1

Politically Correct Cat Definitions

  1. The cat does not barf hairballs; he is a floor/rug redecorator. The cat does not break things; she helps gravity do its job.
  2. The cat does not fear dogs; they are merely sprint practice tools.
  3. The cat does not gobble; she eats with alacrity.
  4. The cat does not scratch; he is a furniture/rug/skin ventilator.
  5. The cat does not yowl; he is singing off-key.
  6. The cat is not a "shedding machine;" she is a hair relocation stylist.
  7. The cat is not a "treat-seeking missile;" she enjoys the proximity of food.
  8. The cat is not a bed hog; he is a mattress appreciator.
  9. The cat is not a chatterbox; she is advising me on what to do next.
  10. The cat is not a dope addict; she is catnip appreciative.
  11. The cat is not a lap fungus; he is bed selective.
  12. The cat is not a pest; she is attention deprived.
  13. The cat is not a ruthless hunter; she is a wildlife control expert.
  14. The cat is not evil; she is badness enhanced.
  15. The cat is not fat; he is mass enhanced.
  16. The cat is not lazy; he is motivationally challenged.
  17. The cat is not underfoot; she is shepherding me to the next destination, the food dish.

Photo By: TSE


At 11/12/2006 11:46 AM, Blogger KJ's muse said...

Cute—haven't seen these before!

At 11/13/2006 2:15 PM, Blogger Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

ya gots that 'zactly rite - it purrfectly describes our most endearing qualities!

At 11/13/2006 11:51 PM, Blogger William said...

I like it!

At 11/15/2006 12:39 AM, Blogger Rosie & Cheeto said...

Was a grate synopsys of what is true abowt cats.

Owr favurites is when yoo say a cat is a mattress appreciator...amen!!

At 11/22/2006 5:58 PM, Anonymous Boomer said...

Yep I got all of that:>

At 11/30/2006 2:53 AM, Blogger Kitty Cats Corner said...

Awww thanks efurryone! Glad you liked them.

Stay tuned for more Sweetie Talks! She always has alot to say. heehee


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