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A cozy little place to curl up, relax & enjoy. Contemplate a thought, gaze into a picture & dream away, or just look through the journal pages. You're welcome to come on in, the cats are friendly - but don't forget to wipe your paws first. Comments are welcome & appreciated.
The Holiday Season has started.
Sweetie Talk Take 2
If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills,
If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time,
If you can overlook when people take things out on you when,
through no fault of yours, something goes wrong,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
Then . . . . . . you are probably a cat.
Have a safe trip
Sweetie Talk Take 1
Politically Correct Cat Definitions
- The cat does not barf hairballs; he is a floor/rug redecorator. The cat does not break things; she helps gravity do its job.
- The cat does not fear dogs; they are merely sprint practice tools.
- The cat does not gobble; she eats with alacrity.
- The cat does not scratch; he is a furniture/rug/skin ventilator.
- The cat does not yowl; he is singing off-key.
- The cat is not a "shedding machine;" she is a hair relocation stylist.
- The cat is not a "treat-seeking missile;" she enjoys the proximity of food.
- The cat is not a bed hog; he is a mattress appreciator.
- The cat is not a chatterbox; she is advising me on what to do next.
- The cat is not a dope addict; she is catnip appreciative.
- The cat is not a lap fungus; he is bed selective.
- The cat is not a pest; she is attention deprived.
- The cat is not a ruthless hunter; she is a wildlife control expert.
- The cat is not evil; she is badness enhanced.
- The cat is not fat; he is mass enhanced.
- The cat is not lazy; he is motivationally challenged.
- The cat is not underfoot; she is shepherding me to the next destination, the food dish.
Photo By: TSE